you want me
i'd rather choke on a dick.
At least make sure they are 18
Why
stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
I just wanna be some guy's midlife crisis
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Woke up to a denim duvet cover this morning... why r guys so tacky?
She's making her own pesto again. Cooking spaghetti in the microwave and "frying" vegetables in the toaster oven. All this while wearing the yellow rubber gloves and saying that the pesto has feelings like a real person. Im terrified.
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
My body is like , remember when you wouldn't let me puke last night? Good luck at work fucker.
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All I vaguely remember from last night is getting up on that nice mahogany table and debating about squirrel's rights
I was so high the sounds of a cricket drove me out of my home at 4am.... Boo that fucking cricket
I don't even have his number. I have his pants tho
I slept on her porch...in her dads handcuffs
Remember that time you puked in the middle of wendy's?
Yeah, why?
The staff still remembers me for cleaning it up. Thanks for the free frosty and fries
I haven’t taken my socks off in over 36 hours. I should add that to my bumble profile.
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