Let's hear it for middle of the street handjobs ladies and gentlemen
your transformation into a slut upon entering college is like a shakespearian tragedy
So I was blaaazed. & while he was in me all I kept thinking was how bad I'd rather be watching The Office.
A freshman just referred to Home Improvement as 'tim the tool man show'. People born after 1990 are not people.
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Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
she just announced that once she was paid to deep throat a light saber with a mint flavored condom on it. i'm speechless.
Wait time out. Did I start last night with pants?
I just found a GIANT thermos of sangria in my sink. I don't know if its still good to drink, but its good to drink.
Oh my god what did I do. My hands are scraped, there are pickles on the floor, my clothes are wet, and I don't remember how I get here. Thank you.
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Also I think my taxi driver may have just died and we just happen to be on a 35 mph cruise control on 395...
Woke up on a mattress on a roof this morning with a pair of briefs next to me. Oh fleet week.
I like to think it's an accomplishment that I can relate my life to a T-pain song
I may be going to Mexico. I just met a drug dealer at a strip club. Seems legit.
I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.
You went home with a guy at 11... than returned to the bar at 1
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