hell yes lets make some ravioli
you kept screaming that dicks were growing out of your back and then you started crying cause they were so far from your vag
could you get any more awkward?
he asked me if i had ever jacked off high and then referred to it as a "man-to-man question"
It went from cuddling and watching blood diamond to watching the three of them snort an entire $80 bag of blow off the coffee table
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remember our old mantra: why can't life be as easy as we are?
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
Sorry we couldn't "turn off the mirrors." How're you feeling today?
You're getting spoiled, you better send me at least a side boob pic if you wanna see my dick dressed up as Davie Crockett.
my dad has now seen 6 different dudes grab my ass. i guess i should start a list.
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You threw your body across the gross couple hooking up on the couch and demanded they scratch your back. I love you drunk on peach schnapps
She wouldn't eat a clam- if you blow a line pregnant you can eat a clam
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
Would it be inappropriate to send a friend request to the sheriff that fingerprinted me last night???
so how was it...?
sadly not as impressive as one might expect from a division one athlete. he lacked the stamina i had hoped for, and by lacked i do mean he fell asleep while he was still inside me. an epic wtf moment, i know.
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
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