we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
u know ur in oregon when the cop tells u to keep the beer cans he made u pour out so u can recycle them
There needs to be a term for a female version of a rusty trombone
dude you made out with his girlfriend and stole his credit card to buy more drinks
well when you put it that way, I sound like a terrible person
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I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
I guess I really am the only person in this world who can successfully have a no-strings-attached threesome on the beach.
I find it very uncomfortable that I need to ask you to stop sending me pictures of your stomach
Okay do all 29 year olds have erectile dysfunction or just the two I've slept with?
Happy Birthday. May your liver respect you, fat bitches neglect you, hangovers reject you, and AA accept you.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Stoned in some guys basement listening to ELO. it's like its 1978.
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
Bored of what? I stayed up all night researching sex toys because I'm excited to do things with you that I haven't done in 29 years of having a body.
Just did body shot off a midget. Pretty good start.
Everything isn’t always sunshine & rainbows. Sometimes there’s tequila.
your mission the party friday: cockblock me at ALL costs. I've cheated on my boyfriend twice. I feel like three times would be crossing some sort of line...
and no, I don't care how how hot he is
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