we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
remember about an hour ago when i told you i was never drinking again? i may or may not be mixing malibu with caprisun. just saying.
if all i could do was poop and smoke weed, i'd be eternally happy
amen to that sister
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
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It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
My ex just called and told me that he is on his way to the hospital because he popped a vein in his dick. Should I go to the ER with him or class?
I just found a wine bottle in my shower. Must have been a good night.
I woke up to him yelling "WHO SLEEPS WITH A BEER IN THEIR HAND?!?" this of course, startled me awake and made me spill the aforementioned beer. So I guess the a answer is- not this girl, not anymore. Asshole
my question is who was more confortable? You sleeping on the floor or me tweeting from a bush?
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I'm just sayin. If your gonna cheat go for someone TOTALLY different. Fucking her twin would be a waste.
On the plus side I'm getting really good at painting the inside of a toilet with my bowels.
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
I am witnessing a blind guy whip ass at beer pong
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