OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
the next pure michigan commercial i see, i am going to pee in a fucking lake
Holy jesus god. My teeth taste like street.
Santa Claus winked at me two tables over at the Chinese place tonight I was almost afraid he knew "getting laid" was my Christmas wish
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I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
We lost track of him for only 10 min and he gets kicked out for sneaking into the kitchen and trying to operate the deep fryer.
Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
So what do normal people wear to parties? Normal meaning not you.
You wear an inflatable farm animal to TWO THEMED PARTIES and I never get to hear the end of it...
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And after we were done he said "Let's play a game! Who can find their clothes first"
You're the only person I know who could blow literal chunks, laugh about it, then proceed to shotgun another beer. Love you champ.
Do you know what the cost code is for strip clubs? I'm filling out my company expense report right now
I fucking hate tequila. Tequila makes me hate pants.
He's attempting to seduce me with thanksgiving-themed sexual metaphors... It's working.
He showed up soaking wet with a flashlight and a ping pong ball. I couldn't say no
Well we've always known you have a weakness for guys with balls in their hands
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