I told her I had to go to work this morning, got fully dressed in a suit, walked her out, drove around the block, parked, and walked right back in my apt and went back to sleep..
everything was going good until you started showing off the pictures of poop you took with your phone
I can see why you broke up with her now... it was like having sex with a corpse.
she asked him to cuddle cuz she was cold and instead he got up, moved the space heater to her side of the bed, and went back to sleep
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Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
He never broke character while fucking me on the neighbor's lawn. I give him a 10 for his dedication to the British accent.
$645 later, she's throwing up in my washroom and asking for a cab. Hooker are soooo much cheaper.
I'm starting to think I didn't bring enough liquor for this family Christmas.
It's 2 pm....
I have to sanitize my nipples and its just to cold in here for it to be ok
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I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you
Im four hours late for work AND i pissed my bed
His face will be in my vagina later so I'm willing to forgive.
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
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