Call meee
Ok, but just to warn you, I'm as drunk as a Kennedy right now...
I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
i wish you could fill a pinata with booze
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the 24 hour champagne diet aint going so well
What would you say if I got first degree burns on my nipples from drinking coffee topless?
He picked me up for our 1st date and saw my roommate crying on the floor Fabreesing her vagina...
What is a reasonable amount of condoms to keep in my condom wallet without it being creepy that I have too many?
He asked me to spit in his mouth. I did. Never let me hook up with this guy again.
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Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
We were in the middle of a serious discussion about social justice and he pulled sequins out of his teeth and kept talking like nothing had happened.
so we were doing it and I was like umm hi im losing my virginity can you take off your beanie
I left the brick of cheese in your car! Keep it at Moderate Temp! It's my precious!
Who says no to sex and donuts?!
My face is going numb. I think it's time I call it quits
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