Just mADE A PArabola og urine
hey bro how do you do that fake vagina thing with the tp roll? im bored.
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
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Someday you'll be stoned enough to create a one-person step team and then you'll understand
You need to braveheart it on Monday. Blue face paint and a loin cloth screaming freedom in your front yard.
It's been hot as balls outside. It's like getting tea bagged by the Sun.
As an added realisation of today. If we used the last time I got laid as a conceiving date I would have a two week old baby. It's been too long...
She crossed her eyes and threw up into a glass while sitting at the bar. It was fifty shades of sketchy dude.
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I can tell right now that knowing you will either be really fun or ruin my life
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
I feel like I should remember what we did after leaving the party because apparently a llama was involved, but all I can manage is the part where I asked you to cuff my ankle to the bed so I wouldn't backflip away.
I just got wasted for $3.50. My life can't get any better.
Sorry I bailed on you yesterday. I was propositioned.
And you don't turn down margaritas and oral.
My vagina! What have you done to it?
Blessed it my child.
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