I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
new rule: cockblock me if I have had over a fifth of jack. no matter what.
it's been a while because I don't count the hooker
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I just threw up trying to put pants on. This is obviously a sign to stay naked.
Ya I painted "STOP TRYING ANAL" on her headboard. I'm sick of listening to her whine through the wall and bitch the next day.
I'm drinking nothing but vodka and coffee for the next 48 hours. For science.
I am going to MURDER whoever gave him my phone number but it was probably drunk me so I'm conflicted.
I woke up naked and surrounded by M&Ms
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The sex definitely would have been a perk. But not sitting in a ditch was what I was going for...
There comes a point where there's just condoms and old mcdonalds in your garbage can and you can't tell if you've won or lost.
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
Getting so old my power naps are turning into, "can I reasonably just go to bed at this time?"
Okay, but that still doesn't explain all the glitter in my puke.
Stacy was in the bathroom puking, so he peed out the window. We were eight stories up.
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