ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
where does the pee come out of this thing
I think the world might be a better place if everyone was capable of having open relationships.
i can't find my house
we droppd you off right in front! i even walked you to the steps less then 3 mins ago.
i'm pretty sure my house moved.
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the girl next to me at the bar JUST looked down at her vagina and said "im going to get you fed". if i come home alone tonight...i give you permission to cut off my penis
You stole a frozen pizza from the freezer, stuffed it in the back of your shirt then proceeded to leave the party.
So are you still down for me to come stay with you and just have sex on vicodin all weekend?
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College has taught me that the "best idea" is rarely the fun one.
This is true but you can't really get fired from college
I just dumped bong water and Bacardi out of my purse into the trash can. Everything in my purse is soaked. I hate Sundays.
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What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
Its a holy bong. We had to bless the holy bong water.
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
Just sold our expired ticket for a free night of bowling to a drunk guy downtown for 50 bucks. Ill buy beer on my way home
yeah, i thought because of the nature of his job he would have been better at it, but i guess there's a difference between a bagpipe and vagina
Your mom has reinvented the use of a ping pong ball.
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