No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
I called her a whore. 15 minutes later she gave me head at arby's while i was eating a roast beef. best afternoon ever
we've been at disney 20 seconds and she already got the cops called over
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
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Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
The grocery store is a combo of ghetto ppl complaining that the low fat chips are all that's left and hipsters trying to eat organic during the hurricane
I found his retainer in my ass crack. It smells like shame.
im destined to be single forever. i hope its okay if your kids come and hang out with my cats.
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You started drinking at 2:30, did you really think you would be able to remember?
Also either i just launched into space as a rocket or my legs just orgasmed, but i am high as a soul train
Who the abstract fuck do you think you are!?
My boss is paying me to come clean his house in a maid outfit and told me not to tell anyone....this is shady as fuck but I need the money
Am i obligated to tell my sister her girlfriend was my one night stand three months ago?
My life is in shambles. Just made a grilled cheese in the microwave on a hot dog bun
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