Someone told me they could tell we were from cincinnati because we say "as fuck" after adjectives
I'm not crazy, I only keep calling you cause you won't pick up.
I asked her if she watches the office. She said no, but do you watch I'm a celebrity get me outa here? That's when i knew. Deal breaker
i am not above fucking your little sister on your bed
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Believe it's possible to jerk off while watching the food network.
so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
just got drunk at a party with Christmas themed solo cups.. holidays are officially here.
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
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If there was a tv show called "True Life: My 58 Year Old Dad Rolls Better J's Than Me" I'd be on it.
Just tried to dig out holes in my mattress for my boobs so I could be comfortable lying down on my stomach
I just said "I love my cat" as a hobby.
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
I'm gonna cum garlic butter
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
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