dude..why do i always have to pick up the kitty litter after you drink?
me texting you is like we have secret walkie talkies.
then she made me sanitize my hands before fingering her...i may have found my soulmate
Their bromance is so intense that they don't even eye-fuck when they see each other....they eye-make-love.
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in hindsight, the duct tape banana hammock was a bad idea.
hey tell your friend im sorry for licking his mouth, that was probably inappropriate
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
Need you on the dancefloor. Hungry and lonely.
I walked by the two of them and mouthed "fuck me" based on there reaction I think they just came in their pants
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Got it in all night, now at a bar at 730 am and we are the only two people here. Somewhere my mid twenties father is applauding me.
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
When confronted with a choice of going home or fucking the band ALWAYS FUCK THE BAND!!
By chance and just chance did you find a cock ring? By chance
We're at the liquor store. Then going to the hospital
He nicknamed his dick "the fountain of youth" I think it's time to move on...
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