Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
Making out with married ex girlfriends: priceless
It must be a full moon weekend. All of my weird booty calls are coming out of the woodwork. I spent 40 minutes on the phone last night telling one why he is so creepy.
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I woke up in my girlfriends bed with another guy laying next to me. wtf.
Yeah. You can ask him out. We're just fuck buddies. My vagina will be sad but your heart can be happy.
I can dream in two languages, but it's still about ripping a bong.
Also can you rate on a scale of zero to jesus restraining order christ how creepy it is that he found a porn star that looks like me and has watched all the porn that she's been in
I think the paper my teacher just handed back to me had one of his pubes on it, I'm way too hungover for this
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ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
are you putting in a lot of effort today like appearance wise
I am taking my rightful place as emperor of the undead appearance wise
who are you talking about my vagina to?!
its 4am. iam sitting in the luggage car of the train eating beef jerkey. i feel like a hobo.
dont insult. no hobo is as pathetic as you.
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
You aaa... you ever forget to wipe your ass?
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