She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
Fuck, now I'm not only the other woman, but the pregnant one
rolled over to window for cup of snow instead of leaving bed for water. that's how hungover
we were sitting on his couch watching tv and laughing at how funny the voices on the commercial were, then we realized the volume wasn't on.
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Except if I'm having sex. In which case you're in the bed with us or out of the room. No halfsie participation.
I think I just danced on the bar. With a man named Alabama.
Thank you for turning 21. I'm going to love reading your texts.
This gem of a conversation has been brought to you be weed
I told the DJ last night to play Third Eye Blind before 1:45 and just pointed at him as I walked away. He didn't do it and at 1:45 I just walked out pointing at him, without my friends
We really shouldn't need this many nicknames for the women you've had sex with.
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Is your gma going to be okay with me passed out drunk on the ground
Just bc you put "its cute" at the end of it doesn't change the fact that u have called me a vag twice this morning and its only 10:03
I also woke up on my floor. Naked. On a pile of clothes. With my head in the trash can. And a sheet over me.
some how during sex we caught an ENTIRE pillow on fire. A WHOLE PILLOW.
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
My potted cactus died. I am literally less nurturing than the desert.
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