I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
he just found out the funeral is this morning so i'm wearing last night's clothes and look like a total slut.
well i was about to unbutton his pants but then i realized they had an elastic waste-band, so no, that didnt happen
I can't get a boner in the bathroom of a buffet.
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Do you want the really bad news or the bad news? Or do you want it in chronological order?
there has got to be a maximum amount of semen a person can take in before they get some kind of poisoning.
Slipping me an edible before my ochem final was not your brightest idea. Looks like I'm switching to business.
So mom called me from the hospital laughing her ass off. Apparently my sister is allergic to cocaine...
Bro, you're like, my right testicle. Can't go anywhere without you.
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Can you bring me a corn dog or something shaped like one?
Still slightly drunk, sitting in Hyde park village. Two small children are dancing and singing "call me maybe" on the fountain in front of me. Am I hallucinating?
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
Tomorrow I need you to slap me in the face. I'll explain then
If ur gunna go fuck a guy that's in the baseball hall of fame do you need to shave your legs? I'm so lazy
The air taste purple.
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