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9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
I don't remember him, but he's saved in my phone as "uh oh zbt"
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
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My fuck buddy took time out of his date with his girlfriend to text me happy Valentines Day.
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
I'm sorry I can't get drinks with you. I have to make sure my dad doesn't go to jail.
some fat dude with wolverine facial hair just walked out of your room with a snuggie. explanation needed.
Made fish tank punch. It's like trash can punch but in a fish tank. Also, my dad saw a picture I uploaded on Facebook and called me a pussy for only making 10 gallons.
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I've got to stop giving the gift of vagina for every occasion. I'm exhausted.
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
Had a turkey baster with clean pee in it in my pants to pass a drug test, and the bottom fell off, so yeah I'm pretty pissed.
Trying to roll joints on a seadoo in the middle of a lake on a windy night. -Juststonerthings
Pretty sure my parents just hear me get off from the living room but I feel like they should be proud that I did it without a man honestly.
Looking back, we probably shouldn't have chased alcohol with more alcohol
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