Why can't I find a man that likes bush instead of a vagina that looks like it belongs to a prepubescent child!
Because men are children
Touche
She was walking with the authority that 2 beers gave to a light weight.
yeah. then i thought it would be a good idea to show them how hairy my armpits were, so they'd be distracted from the bush in my pants. EPIC FAIL.
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
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What type of outfit says "I know you slept with my boyfriend before and are also way skinnier than me, but I look better...somehow"
"too many" and "free shots" never belong in the same sentence
I really wish I had added "blowjob on a slide at a playground" to my bucket list before last night.
My dad just gifted me an alaskan flag he stole from the govenor's mansion. He said it was to hang on the wall at 3316, to start a morning ritual. Then he mimed kegstands and vomiting. Senior year will be epic.
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
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Don't stress. That was a joke. I'd trust my pets with no one else. Accidents happen. Sometimes things go smoothly when you help a neighbor out and sometimes you electrocute their fish. Life is funny that way.
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
Why do pants feel so unnatural once you enter your own house
She blew me while I watched the jets game and the hardest thing was deciding what to focus on more
He woke up and decided to go for a swim in the lake... At about 3am... With his dogs
Just so we're clear, drunk and naked is not appropriate attire for Thanksgiving. Do it this year and Grandma will ban you for life.
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