a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
That Joe Wilson reference just earned you a blow job, Mister!
I just noticed that when I sneeze...my nipples get hard.
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I want him to get the hint. I sent 4 texts that only said "sex."
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
apparently the dude across the street has been dead for like a month. now I feel bad about pissing on his lawn
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
Dude imagine how many pictures of dicks Obama gets. That can't be unusual. Almost every kids in the US has written the president a letter.
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It just wouldn't be valentines day if i didn't invite 90% of the guys i've slept with to go to the strip club with me
The entire state will know me by my boobs.
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
Now with the essential back story, I can empathize. Sorry about your beer and butthole.
Can we be gay Bert and Ernie for Halloween?
I wasn’t trying to be creepy it just happened
I’m beginning to think that’s your defining personality trait.
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