but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
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That chick needs a catscan. And fuck it, we're still ordering in a stripper
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
My ex was there, the 2 girls I'm seeing showed up and I had a pocket full of VIP passes 2 the strip club. Had all the makings of an epic night but I fell asleep at the bar.
Yepp, I had to be the one to explain that the girl who was slapping people in the face with a dildo was my drunk girlfriend.
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
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well i don't NEED my liver but it's nice to have one when you're trying to have a good time
I watch one musical on Netflix, and the "Suggested for you" section is literally almost the entire gay movie category. I feel profiled, and netflixs' accuracy about my sexuality is both impressive and offensive.
driving home hungover today was like a life test..it was like the goblet of fire
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
Ahaah! I just stole batteries from work for my vibrator. I am that person.
He was a half hour late. His excuse was that his brother knifed him right before he was going to leave. I didn't believe him until I saw the gauze.
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