I just woke up and found a naked man on my floor. Looks like Dad had a wild night of strip poker
Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
i love rice pilaf. whoever invented that i would give them a hug.
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Got to see someone fall down the stairs while holding hot coffee and a folder full of papers. Best Monday ever.
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
Just for future reference: milk is NOT a good mixer no matter how drunk you are.
It's hard to be a gentleman when a girl pauses her karaoke version of "a whole new world," and proceeds to tell the entire bar that she wants your cock in her mouth.
I'm so bored right now i'm literally Googleing all the possible ways to get high with household items as my mom is sitting in front of me..
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can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
In the wise words of Scar: "be prepared."
Do you think Scar was a Boy Scout?
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
I have already put on my inside pants.
The guy like flippppped out and made me pay $15 for a car wash. I thought I was being extremely courteous by making sure to puke outside the window
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