i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
i mean really, i cant compete with a cucumber
So the guy sitting next to me is watching dungeons and dragons on youtube. I didnt realize you could get more pathetic than actually playing the game.
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i finally found my car by the hideout. it was parked in an employee only parking space with a torn up piece of paper in the back window with the word employee scribbled on it.
I have bruises everywhere. I think I took "the drinks are strong" as more of a challenge than a warning.
Im sorry that my initial plan of you grabbing his dick didnt work out but Im glad you grabbed his heart
I'm covered in mustard and it looks like I nose dived in to barbed wire ??? Was last night that good?
The only thing I regret was that he was wearing a scarf when we made out.
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Want to go swimsuit shopping? First one who cries buys ice cream.
I come from a long history of big boobed German, Swedish, and Irish women. And then there's me. Mother nature was like "Naaaaaaah."
but I have boobs. I'm not going to buy my own drinks at the bar like some kind of fucking animal.
Woke up and took my pants off only to realize that I was wearing my shirt from last night as my underwear
Not sure how but he broke three of his fingers while giving a blowjob. How does someone that accident prone survive to adulthood?
How was the party
I came home with only one shoe, a t shirt tied around my shoeless foot and I was covered in motor oil. Oh and my shorts were inside out. So you tell me
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