i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
im poppin the ladies like they're bacne
I don't even remember his name...i'm just gonna save it as birthday sex
Say it nicely.
Fine. I want to lovingly bend you over and lovingly fuck the shit out of you. Happy?
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No, that was the night I was sneezing out barf
I ended up naked in a pond with you-know-who and your saying your a good babysitter? Dick.
I'm about to do the walk of shame in a christmas onesie. What would I do without christmas sweater party season?
I feel like a cloud. A cloud that wants to be laid.
do you know how ratchet you have to be to get kicked out of a drag club on Halloween weekend??
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Your friend gave me you're number. I was the guy locked behind the book shelf.
I think you have the wrong number, but I hope you escaped your library-prison?
Thank you for holding my butt in a non-sexual manner when its cold. I appreciate you and your warm hands.
you better come over.. I need a witness to help prove the couch talks to me
I found half a candy bar in my bra today... Melted to my nipple. What a mess. It was still good though.
At least they took the pillow of my bed before they had sex. My friends are so polite.
It’s the biggest dick I’ve ever seen. His IQ drops 25 points when he’s hard because there’s no blood going to his brain
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