is it odd that your cat looks tougher than you?
I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
She is trying to turtle bite me and when I pull away she says just let it happen. Then she pulled a poptart out of nowhere
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definitely not taking the whole return culture shock so well...drinking a 100 proof rootbeer vodka float out of a german beer mass
I went from innocently day drinking to waking up handcuffed in jail. Fuck you game days
I understand why they say don't drink the water in Mexico... I just saw 5 guys piss upstream of where the bar tender went to get the water
My hair is short now so it will be easier to give you alot more blow jobs
I'm going to take this text and frame it on my mantle
Wait. Did you let me snort wine last night cause I wanted to smell jesus's blood?
Yes. I have pictures. Your soul is mine.
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I just wanted to let u know that I called the taco people and informed them what the fuck is up.
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
You kept asking us from the backseat if you were driving ok and then you kept talking to your hiccups and yelling at them to "stop it already!"
2015 is the year I FINALLY ALMOST had enough dick to satisfy me.
I like being woken up by phone calls of you sabotaging marriages
I just took a picture of Austin's dick wearing a hat. Except its not a hat it's a DayQuil cap.
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