Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
I drank it, and now my boss keeps hitting me in the face with beams of light.
Tripping at your desk probably isn't the best plan you've had.
so my bro's bff came over...we had an awkward "yeah we fucked and can fuck later, but let's just pretend it didn't happen in front of the family" hug.
Just asked what her favorite part of a guys body is. She said ballsack. I'm in love.
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She's hidden vodka up her skirt and is riding a parking meter. Things can only get better
I'm pretty sure this is how polyamorous relationships begin.
i really regret not blowing your cousin before he went to jail
I've never seen a homeless man jog to get off the bus and then run to his panhandling spot because he's "late for work," but you see something new every day.
June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
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my mom called me mid shot and i accidentally answered and kept calling her my own name. somehow i thought that would help the situation.
YOUR TITS WERE ON THE TABLE.
I need more social interactions that don't involve sex
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
As long as it's before midnight it's cool. But it would be understandable to ring in my new year shitting myself just before I go to Iraq.
first he passed out on the toilet...then hugged it and screamed no no no as i tried to pull him out
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