I'm going to shit on something weird... I can't wait
This is the 4 year anniversary of the last time I shit my pants. Let's get drunk...
You'll be proud of me
Who did you not have sex with
Damn it...you know me too well
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
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i don't even want to say how many boners i've caused this week
I brought up my Bobbly Flay drinking game in the interview. Of course I got the job.
Jesus Christ, she just started playing Enya and is humming along to it. Way, way, way too hungover to deal with her shitty taste in music
he laminated a picture of his dick.
If someone would have told me in preschool that I was going to do him I would have said no
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In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
Did we do anything stupid last night besides hook up with our ex girlfriends?
Why even have a ground level apt if you're not gonna let me climb out the window? I hate walk of shaming in front of toddlers...
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
He totally just went there for sex cuz he slept in her roommates bed the rest of the night after they were done...
pure definition of booty call.
i realized my signature handshake has now become a hookup. i love what college has done to me.
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