is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
Beer is about to convince me to do something really stupid.
I just dont understand why you didnt cut me off when I took the funnel into the bathroom and started peeing and funneling at the same time
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It happened again. Now theres even more baby powder and its all over the place, I'm not cleaning that house.
right before he passed out he said "take care of your tender spirit"
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
If i had 4 hands right now is have booze in 3 of them and my cock in the other all because you went to denver. just sayin.
I just Tebowed the shit out of her.
Nice and you can't use "Tebow" in the place of every verb.
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All I've had to eat today are potatoes...and by that I mean vodka and chips
I'm twenty nine years old, now is not the time to start trying new drugs. I need a hedge fund...not another drug-induced hangover.
I downloaded the presidential playlists for offline listening. And Obama made a night one so we have presidential approved fuck jamzzzzz. Thanks Obama!
Did that sound smart? Cuz beneath the boozy exterior beats the heart of a fucking scientist.
He started planning our future mid-hookup. You tell me how my night was.
If that pentatonix bullshit is playing when I get home we're breaking up
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