I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
Just got walked in on during safety inspections
Think you passed?
is it bad that upon arriving to my fourth sex toy party the sex toy lady instantly recognizes me?
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
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You were shirtless with a cowboy hat in 15 degree weather then u shotgunned a can of mixed vegetable Progresso soup
The cop and I then joined forces to get you up off the sidewalk.
True life. I have to get a nose job due to a deviated septum from blowing coke. Thank you college.
Tommorow.Eggs Benedict and surprise blowjob day
My radar detector detects ice cream trucks. I think it was made for stoners
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
i passed out twice in the shower, twice on the bathroom floor, once holding the toilet bowl and 8 times moving from the bathroom to my bed. Tequila sucks.
He's like a fucking cake pop, the greatest thing in the world while it lasts, but it never lasts for long enough
I did coke with the Royal Navy last night. God save the queen.
My dad found my bra hanging from my rear view mirror. Happy long weekend.
You weren't stupid you just made an ass of yourself. It's called a birthday party. That's code for night of regrets.
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