My new years resolution is to be alive new years morning
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
dibs on John Mayer's hood pass
for future reference: anal bleach BEFORE boozing
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"Tuesday" and "open-bar" shouldn't be used in the same sentence.
Just wanna let u know that we are almost on the pity blow job level of our friendship.
Is it sad I don't want to go buy $1 Mac-n-cheese cause I need to pay rent... I'm re-naming this college.
Also, peanut butter on a spoon dinner is back in existence and it is good.
We need to reprogram your vagina to say "no"
This weekend has taught me that sometimes, being buried under a mattress is the safest place in the room.
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Just showered now I smell like berries instead of shame
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
i stole nothing, broke nothing, and stabbed nothing. aren't you proud of me?
There were grown college boys running around north campus in capes with nerf guns. If security were to be called I think they would just give them more beer.
He had a clap on lamp. So every time he was ramming into me, the lights kept turning on and off
I only spent $42 at the bar last night, it's some sort of miracle.
you do remember it was dollar beer night, right?
That answers my next five questions
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