Just caught my bro jerking off to a lane Bryant catalog
well look at the bright side
maybe you can be on an episode of "I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant"
I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
Nothing says fuck you quite like putting your used condom in someones mailbox for them to find in the morning.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I had to sleep with my math professor to pass algebra. Apparently my blowjobs are only C+ quality
You threw a bottle at the bartender and then stole his tip jar. However, you were quickly KO'd by the bartender. Solid right hook.
I have been drinking at the bar so long today that I literally just found a spiderweb from my leg to the bar.
CSI Miami is on and the guy is trying to save this woman who got shot. By stripping off his shirt & belt. THE WOMAN NEEDS YOUR PANTS OFF TOO
Sorry, It's like OkCupid Olympics... categories: best sext, best dick pic, and most effort by ugly. You won gold in the last event if that makes you feel better.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
nobody was home so I boiled the dildo
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
Like you haven't hit rock bottom until you have had to throw your own turd out a window
Nothing makes me prouder to be liberal and socialist than the idea of desecrating the memory of Ronald Reagan
She just started crying. With my dick still inside her. Something about her grandpa.
outside on the street drinkin, walked into a random house and asked to pee, some kid hands me a beer and says i have to chug it first
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