that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
Anything you tell me within three minutes of an orgasm isn't even being recorded in my head.
Just found out I called my mom at six in the morning to ask where the bong was. I win.
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She told me a motorboat isn't successful unless they come out gasping for air. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!!!
i'm about to be the still-drunkest person on the ellipticals
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
Started out playing table tennis then ended up fucking him on the table. Happy cinco de mayo
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
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So I ate half a jar of mayo because I thought it would cure a hangover. I thought wrong.
I spanked her so hard I woke up Grandma
She puked in the bed, peed in the closet, and woke up on a Rubbermaid in the closet under the stair case
Bruh. He just said the words "cyber sex"-is it 1999?
You could cut the tension with my nipples.
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
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