Who goes to Church hungover
Those who weren't lucky enough to go still drunk
the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
i can now get sex on a playground off my list of things to do in life.
You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
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That's a really weird place to spoon. Especially if there are more accessible places to spoon. Like a bathtub.
Yeah I made some freshmen feed me oddles of noodles and I passed out
never underestimate the power of walking into a bar alone in uv cat makeup.. took home a seven foot man
I just saw a herd of slutty loofahs run down the street...
I just rolled an Obama blunt and a Romney shame joint for tonight. Vote wisely.
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Something about being drunk at 1pm chasing seagulls on the beach while it's raining is very calming
They had to take me to the ER because I got a concussion in a parking garage. Not partying with lesbians for a while
There is absolutely a 0% chance my hips will make it out of this twerking business fully functional
Costco cheesecake and whisky. A night made in heaven
the yoga instructor with the "dirt" and "roots" tattoos is seriously mother nature. i get my period after ever session i have with her. i'm trippin' balls over it.
i think if a sober person was watching us they would have not thought we were witty
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