You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
I am three bowls, two beers, and a muscle relaxer into babysitting. What are you doing.
And then out of the blue she sent me a youtube video mashup of cats puking to techno music
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This is now the friendly bartender typing for him. He wants to be on you. He is going to "destroy your vagina". Good luck and sorry if this woke you up!
I love you more with every blowjob.
You should write for Hallmark.
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
My new roommate just announced that she got her period, popped a percoset, smoked a bowl, and started playing a video game. She says she's not moving till it's over. New hero?
You're gonna be proud in the future that you fucked the next bill gates
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He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
30 year old woman with braces and crocs came into the store today with her boyfriend. what am I doing wrong.
Never in my life have I been so excited to nap as I am right now.
I just timed my pee with a stop watch. From when the main stream started to ended. It was 45.1 seconds. This is the truth trust me.
Give me like 5, I have to feed a moose and find my pants.
you came home and ate 12 bananas. you really didnt think mom would know you were high?
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