So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
Hello everyone will one of you please inform me on why I woke up in a cardboard recycle dumpster with no shirt and a stuffed animal? I want to hear this explanation.
Your godly.
I mean, I don't even call it a hangover anymore. It's just morning.
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Dude..this is the third year in a row me and him have fucked at a super bowl party..does that count as a tradition?
Also I legit had a girl at my bar crying tonight saying to her friend "why did he have to take his top off ?"
Eye surgery went well. Just can't believe it took getting lasers through my eyes to temporarily stop the vivid sex dreams I was having
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
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She apologized again the next day. I said it was pee under the bridge
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
So some drunk guy just tried to convince me with all of his passion that bacon is a color
I did coke with the Royal Navy last night. God save the queen.
I'm hungry, horney and thirsty. Pick two you want to help out with.(please pick horney)
Normally roommates threatening each other with knives would be too much crazy for me, but I don't have much going on right now and I feel like this could get interesting. So I think I'm gonna ride this shit out for a while.
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