i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
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alcohol + bed + penis = sex
I swear ... this hickey is a map to Amelia Earhart's whereabouts
i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
Hey. I found $5 in quarters from one of those state quarter collection books. I'm using it for food tomorrow.
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Wash that dress asap. You laid down on the kitchen floor and tried to sweep the floor with your body.
I'll remember. Also, I owe you 200 for a pair of shoes that I carelessly bought to improve my spinal structure, to improve my health and ensure that I love to be 300 years old. Like Adam. Of the bible.
Starting the day with sex, coffee and productivity are what the founding fathers intended
I ate the most amazing corn dog today.
I will probably dream about it.
Would you still love me and fuck me doggie style if I had a dinosaur tramp stamp?
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And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
You know you're high when, "Why can't I steal the duck?!" Becomes a serious question.
So apparently Facebook just randomly finds the girl who gave me a hard handy despite having no mutual friends...
No, you are in the clear. The police officer finally just said "I give up" and walked away.
I'm crying during the second episode of Golden Girls that's how high I am.
I have just received a gold-medal-deserving sext. He wrote me a fucking novel. Not only am I incredibly turned on but I am beyond impressed. He is the sext god. I must bow to him.
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