That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
i feel like the song jizz in my pants was made for him.
Jon and Kate are totally playing with my emotions.
i mean i care more about their marriage then my own parents
I would give my right arm to go back to college. Or maybe not. Would be kinda hard to pick up guys with one arm. Then again, knowin what I do now...I could take any freshman bithc with only one arm.
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it wasn't sex, it was awkward naked time.
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
Too long to explain. Basically I started an electircal fire. No one was hurt except for a box of cereal near the outlet.
I also have a full keg. I'm thinking about crashing a party, they can't get mad if I bring a keg of beer.
Just thought to myself "I should practice shotgunning a beer before Wednesday." I don't think my GPA is going to like this semester.
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I puked in my fridge last night while I was trying to get water
You took my underwater blowjob virginity.
A dry HJ only, please. I don't deserve the comforts of lube after my horrendous fantasy football performance
I think its a little fucked up she invited you to her wedding, are you going?
There is a lot of acid in my drugs right now
....ill put you down as a no then
I don't know what kind of bucket list you have, but having sex with a tree isn't on mine...
He was eating me out on a picnic table on the frame lake trail and right after I came, a group of hikers walked around the corner. Stood up just in time
And this is one of the many reasons why you need a car.
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