STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
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I am significantly less than sober now. Gonna make like, ten hotdogs.
You should probably stop your little brother from ruining thanksgiving. I just caught him trying to stuff a cake in a drawer... And now he's puking.
Apparently when your theatre teacher asks who the best actor of our time is, Nicolas Cage is not the right answer.
Haha sweet. I'm being the Mad Hatter. I'll be drinking out of a tea cup all night. Or at least until I inevitably lose it, break it, or use it as a weapon.
The tit pic search didn't go as planned, some old guy sent me a pic of his balls and said stop texting his daughter. Better luck tomorrow
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Ps he swallowed my earring last night so yeah
He flipped me around so that we could have sex and both watch Die Hard... I think I found my sole mate. Merry Christmas to me!!🎄
Unintionally got shitfaced at study group this week. The waitress brought out a fishbowl of long Island iced tea. Challenge accepted.
He lives in a tent in my ex'd backyard. Why the fuck would you want any of that dirty dick?
And pointless. I'm fully vested in all my calories coming from booze today. The salad just fucks that shit up
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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