she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
i think i recognize dicks better than faces
I am gunna fuck the accent right out of her mouth
You know it was a challenge blowing out the candles. It was hard to think of a wish, while drunk, with a concussion.
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It's four o'clock and my 60yo aunt's tits have already made an appearance and there is a dildo traveling around the room periodically assaulting family members. Strangely I am thankful.
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
My mom just walked in and she was like "Who ate all of the cheese?" and all I could think of was you trying to become a human taco
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
It's nice out. . But after I almost put a bag of chips in the microwave to make nachos. ..I figured it best to not venture too far from the couch
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I know I've never told you this before.. but Gyro sauce makes everything okay.
tried to make it look like I had been conscious/awake and out all day when I stumbled into cvs at 6pm to buy plan B
update: I failed
well whats the tarot card for I'm totes going to be schlobbing his cob? because that's in his future.
Herpes is not a lady problem you can solve with shower beers and kissing boys
The dick lei will go down in squad history
Just an FYI you do have to wear pants to lunch
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