dude, osama threatened the US again
dude. i slept with your sister last night
what?
I saw that as an opertune moment to drop some big news
For a whole 2 minutes you were convinced you were talking to my voicemail
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
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Remember the time we were in the hospital and I wanted to steel the arm restraints and use them as sex toys?? Oh college memories....
Found her. Shes unconscious up against the room door. Her credit card is in the keycard slot
So yeah you need to stop having near death experiences at McDonalds.
I want to break up with him.....but he has a george forman grill...like I need that
Peanut butter balls.
IF YOU EVEN COME NEAR MY BALLS AGAIN I SWEAR TO GOD
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I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
But seriously I don't know. I haven't seen her since I gave her back her 3 blind mice stick, and she just started hitting everybody with it.
If you think you're having a bad day, know that upon waking up, I was informed that I blew my nose in a piece of bread last night
The condoms have been found. I repeat: THE CONDOMS HAVE BEEN FOUND. he isn't a collector!!!
I'm glad that we laid to rest the suspicion that he was keeping them in a scrapbook. yayy
I spent half my night explaining that i'm in an open relationship to the guys that I liked, and the other half of the night explaining that I have a boyfriend to the guys that I didn't like.
You asked him if he would have sex with you under the dinosaur. He declined and then you started crying, blaming the sand.
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