You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
He's drinking red wine in a margarita glass. He couldn't be more perfect for me.
I make your heart skip a beat like that pivotal moment when you open a public toilet lid
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Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
So he ended up throwing a watermelon that he stole from the cafeteria saying "if i cant have it no one can" of the 5th floor.
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
The brazilian leg lock that the stripper put me in was definitely the highlight of the night
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And I'm sorry for punching you in the face when I drunkenly threw my sandwich
I changed his contact info to "NO" and a picture of satan
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
Just passed a girl holding a jar filled with what appeared to be diarrhea
Congrats, you are the first person our bartender ever met that actually needed wheeled out of a bar in a wheelchair. He said you were his hero.
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