it feels like theres a golf ball between my legs. the sex was totally worth it tho.
And then I chipped his tooth because I got too into it. Helloo, single life.
the recent google searches were "were can i buy a porn horse, why does my heart hurt after drinking, and orlando's teen night..." your thought process perplexes me
Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
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she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
I just heard "I just let you finger me on Megabus, I clearly don't have standards".
I rolled joints beforehand. Lit a candle. Ghetto rigged taping the 40's on my hands and then lit the joint using the flame of the candle.
I'm so proud of your modern ingenuity
My last 2 google image searches were 'a lot of pudding' followed by 'a generous portion of pudding'
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found $100 my ex got arrested and I can receive free health insurance I gotta tell ya 2014 is really going to be my year
i snuck out to taco bell in my hospital gown earlier
My bank account got hacked so he showed up with a 6 pack wearing a superman cape to cheer me up and you question why I love him?
My orifices are off limits as long as you have that stache. Your call.
Apparently you can unlock an iPad by doing a line on the lock screen I'm about to bust that myth
Xanax and full house Tuesday is now Percocet Sunday
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