Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
When I masturbate I pretend my dick is the slap chop an I'm destroying vegtables. Do you think that's a eating disorder?
I'd like to come home and be able to sleep in a bed that's not filled with crumbs from you getting too high and passing out while eating. This is seriously getting ridiculous.
she kept asking for a lobster dinner while she was crying. it was actually the most reasonable drunk chick request i've ever heard.
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To tired for the bar. Came home and drank wine out of the bottle. Kind of don't want to know what that says about my life.
I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will
Drinking loves me for WHO I am
Her next conquest seems to be stealing her ex-boyfriend's new girlfriend. Pretty sure everyone involved is totally OK with this.
Dude. She came to my room in nothing but a trench coat. Took it off and said, "you like" in her Costa Rican accent. God I love college.
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Flatmate got laid for the first time in 3 years. I'm baking a cake.
He told me that his greatest skill was making White Russians.
You told us that you were going to become a 'new man' and threw your tv set out of a window.
Definitely accidentally brought drugs into Disneyland. Considering using them.
What was I even doing in 2010?! I feel like that's a question I should be able to type into the Facebook Search bar
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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