wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
can you imagine how much money lesbians save on birth control?!?
bitches.
I didn't think moms care packages could get better than greygoose, weed & double stuffed oreos, but she just snet me a chocolate bar full of mushrooms.
Found a cheerleading trophy in my shower this morning. Explain.
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Only in this snowstorm did have I realized the lengths I'll go to to get laid.
eat the baked goods on the counter at your own risk... i made them while i was angry and drunk so they most likely have pubes in them
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
Is all white too much for court to prove my innocents?
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
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I pulled an all nighter. So hoped up on coffee and aderall. Pretty sure you could take my pulse through a snow jacket...
I knew it would get worse when I said I think your roommate is watching and he looked over at him and said ... So?
Yeah. I made eggs in a microwave. I think that's an accomplishment this week, MOM.
Just bought a dildo. Happy first time single in four years Valentine's Day to me
Living alone for four weeks has given me unrealistic expectations of pantslessness.
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
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