if i die, you can have my worn out liver and american apparel deep v's.sell the liver to a chinese restaurant
well we can cross tagging a chick in a movie theatre off the list of things to do before we die
you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
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life is sad when you just turned 21 and youre doing late night rogaine runs...
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
Just so you know you don't have to worry about me picking up any guys tonight. The Hilton is hosting guests from the North American Gay Volleyball Association and the Comic Palooza
It's 11am on 4/20 and I'm already in urgent care.
Let's just not urinate on things that don't need to be urinated on
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All I remember is passing out with an umbrella over my head and waking up screaming bad luck for seven years
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
Part of my treatment is getting high and having sex with 22 year olds. I have a prescription!
Dude I was tripping acid when she was crying and I literally couldn't defend myself
I am going to paint butt plugs like little Christmas trees and give them as gifts.
You could paint cock rings as wreaths.
My walk of shame is starting to become positively reinforcing; I stop by Starbucks and when I leave I look someone just heading to work.
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