Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
I'm going to rape someone's good day.
Having dinner with my dad, watching the news and some AIDS prevention ad comes on. My dad then kindly informs me that he doesn't enjoy the feel of condoms.
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
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Another night, another sound of my neighbor almost having an orgasm.
And she used to have such long ones. Sad.
Freshman just walked up and thanked me for letting him hide under my bed when the cops showed up to the house last weekend
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
Ok, was I really fucked up or was there a chick from Norway in the ice cream shop teaching us Norwegian last night?
Got in a bar fight defending Prince. Thought you ought to know. He gets his dick sucked cooking eggs for breakfast.
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He called himself Jesus all night but I'm not sure if that's his real name or not
Just go to your happy place. Mine is with Jake Gyllenhaal & schnapps
Why were you twerking to, "The Wheels on the Bus"?
Your vagina is not a steamboat from the 1800's
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
HEY I WILL KIDNAP THE FUCK OUT OF YOUR PET GOAT
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