I'm gonna get wrecked tn I might have to keep my phone at home cause I'm sure ill send you really weird txts
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
i'm thankful for my girlfriend's hot cousins....god, i love her family parties.
I have a drinking game planned. Were gunna watch empire records. Everytime they say rex manning we have to take a shot
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Hahaha you puked all over his shirt.
You puked in the planter and everyone saw your snatch.
Well someones bitter they didn't get any.
I keep waking up with the nagging feeling I gave him half a hand job through his shorts.
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
which guy lost his keys in my bed this weekend?
I have a cracked rib, no way in hell I'm bottoming for him tonight!
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Someone explain why I'm twerking in my bathroom right now before a charity run
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
I don'y know if I should feel accomplished or disgusted. I just ate a dozen cookies all to myself. I'm leaning more towards accomplished.
Why is there a horse in the backyard?
I stayed at my gfs last night. This is all on you.
DUDE NEVER CALL THE COPS BACK
My hook-up from last week somehow found me at the club, saw the girl I was trying to fuck, kissed me right in front of her, and walked off.
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