But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
im ready to get crazy and take my wig off
I think your mom looks like a breed of donkey and elephant, but her boobs are perfect
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can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
Just did a kegstand with my dad. Happy fathers day.
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
How many ice cream sandwiches is an acceptable meal replacement?
2.5
Yeah but he's impersonating a gargoyle jumping off of everything. Including the walls.
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I think he pocket dials me so much because I'm in his phone as 'Air Mattress'
I find it ironic...the gays are dying to get married & I just want a fucking divorce
Think of something healthy and responsible. Now think of the exact opposite, let's do the latter
I know it sounds all cute and shit that I wanted him to be with me last night, but it's not cute. I just wanted to fuck.
The name of the man in your bed is not Ryan. I can't remember what his name is but that is wrong
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
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