oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
So she said she wears a diaper when she's on her period and I'm not going to lie, I kind of want to see the diaper.
i just discovered how you can fold down the cardboard sleeve on a hot pocket. Life just got a whole lot easier.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You pulled the fire alarm because you had to shit and there was someone in the bathroom. you said you needed privacy
We started a mustache riot at white castle at 4 in the morning. Will explain in detail.
Your roommates boyfriend just approached me while I was working to tell me about the staph infection he got on his face. Where do you find these people?
I just tipped the cab driver with pistachio nuts. And he loved it.
For the amount of money I just spent on my dogs toe, I could have fucked the entire B squad at a low end strip club.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It was either the harsh truths I was divulging or the liquor..... But either way, I made mom puke
I gotta figure out which 7 tampons in the box contains the drugs
Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
I went with plan f. get drunk and start a fire in my yard
hold on i need to sex proof my eyelashes. thank godd for waterproof mascara
This is a life or shit situation. Grab me toilet paper asap. This bathroom is fucking out. This is not a test. This an actual emergency and I am not joking.
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