She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
It was cool in an 'oh shit I'm gonna get arrested' way.
You have all of her herpes and none of my sympathy
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We're bowling witha frozen turkey in the hallway...ur missing out
You were stoned out of your mind. We were eating cold cuts and you wouldn't shut up about how it was the wettest meat you'd ever felt in your life.
We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
URGENT INPUT I'm at a renesance fair after party and I'm 100% lined up to fuck their sword swallower OR their contortionist. Dont say both - which direction doth I roll?
just texted my dealer that i could taste the blue but not the cheese. i said i could taste blue.
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I took a sleeping pill while he was in the bathroom. Time for a game of how long can we bang before I fall asleep.
You are both horrible and amazing
You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
Yay! Also. When you're coming down eat waffles and touch yourself. You won't regret it.
I need to stop getting so drunk at bowling
Just letting you know that I just spent 11 dollars on a car wash... Because you had sex in my car.
I might have to quit marching band. It's affecting my drinking schedule
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